Analog and digital photographer, mediocre poet, and human being.

 

Last one for the night promise. @jacquelynemiksanek #portrait #nature #river #senior  (at Impulse Photography)

Last one for the night promise. @jacquelynemiksanek #portrait #nature #river #senior (at Impulse Photography)

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

neonricer19:

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

Haha

sharksnotshots:

massukur:

sharksnotshots:

When the guy filming the bootleg you’re watching is crying >

You’re watching next to normal

Indeed I was

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

More night-time photo editing. @jacquelynemiksanek #photoediting #photography #portrait #senior

More night-time photo editing. @jacquelynemiksanek #photoediting #photography #portrait #senior

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

botanicsage:

Looks like the chin ain’t the only thing that’s crimson, Timmy.

botanicsage:

Looks like the chin ain’t the only thing that’s crimson, Timmy.

(Source: kars)