Analog and digital photographer, mediocre poet, and human being.
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."
me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend
person: what do you guys talk about
A tip for modern adulterers: if you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers:
This is the work of God.
Victorian Marriage Counselling…
So, Harry, um, how do you feel?
Uh, sad, erm, a little betrayed…
WRONG! You are a man! You feel NOTHING! And Pippa. Uh, what do you think?
WRONG! You are a woman! Science tells us YOU CANNOT THINK!
Of course, these days, we know women CAN think. It’s just that no-one cares.
So I think by now the internet is familiar with the BBC’s brilliant television, but do you know about the brilliant RADIO?
This is “Bleak Expectations”, a Dickens spoof, and you should definitely check it out!
"Not only had I lost my wife, but I had gained a deadly enemy"
"It’s like losing a five pound note, and finding a foreign coin covered in poison. But with more dead wives."
do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves
Actually yes they did
and there were certain ancient Greeks who were angry when writing was invented, because it meant that literature was more accessible to the filthy casual masses
true shit, people
People never change do they
we got taller