Analog and digital photographer, mediocre poet, and human being.

 

shannananan:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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I love everything about this…

midwest-monster:

snapcracklehan:

coketalk:

A tip for modern adulterers: if you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers:

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(via ohno-polio)

This is the work of God. 

PERFECT

(Source: thetrickstergoddess)

Victorian Marriage Counselling…

THERAPIST

So, Harry, um, how do you feel?

HARRY

Uh, sad, erm, a little betrayed…

THERAPIST

WRONG! You are a man! You feel NOTHING! And Pippa. Uh, what do you think?

PIPPA

I think…

THERAPIST

WRONG! You are a woman! Science tells us YOU CANNOT THINK!

NARRATOR

Of course, these days, we know women CAN think. It’s just that no-one cares.

So I think by now the internet is familiar with the BBC’s brilliant television, but do you know about the brilliant RADIO? 

This is “Bleak Expectations”, a Dickens spoof, and you should definitely check it out!

"Not only had I lost my wife, but I had gained a deadly enemy"

"It’s like losing a five pound note, and finding a foreign coin covered in poison.  But with more dead wives."

(via bleakexpectations)

(Source: continuinghappinesslist)

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Free Newspaper Fonts from A Little Scrapbooking. Included in this post are links to 149 free paper texture backgrounds (good ones) and other commonly used newspaper fonts. For more unique fonts that I’ve posted (monograms, unicorns, famous movie and character fonts, dingbats etc…) go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/fonts and for the popular 13 Harry Potter Magical Fonts go here.
These are the old seal fonts from the newspaper fonts’ post. Lots of possibilities.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Free Newspaper Fonts from A Little Scrapbooking. Included in this post are links to 149 free paper texture backgrounds (good ones) and other commonly used newspaper fonts. For more unique fonts that I’ve posted (monograms, unicorns, famous movie and character fonts, dingbats etc…) go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/fonts and for the popular 13 Harry Potter Magical Fonts go here.

These are the old seal fonts from the newspaper fonts’ post. Lots of possibilities.

lipslikemarilyn:

orima-kazooie:

mister-smalls:

outerheavenuprising:

do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves

Actually yes they did

and there were certain ancient Greeks who were angry when writing was invented, because it meant that literature was more accessible to the filthy casual masses

true shit, people

People never change do they

we got taller

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker